Sex is always a good time, but I miss making love

Donald Trump has given the little kids that say they want to be president when they grow up a whole new level of credibility.

theadults:

Oh I’m fully aware that I’m terribly undeserving of it. I think that’s why I appreciate it so much. I know I haven’t done anything to justify having this fan base, which I almost like because it motivates me to work hard to give my fan base something to proud of.

Hobbies include:

-Lying to my doctor about my sex life

-Lying to my doctor about my smoking habits

-Kidding myself about wanting to become a doctor